I have a sweet idea. I am going to open a restaurant. I love food and, I think, I have a killer concept. Wanna here it? Don’t tell anyone… Promise?
Ok, here goes… I am going to open a restaurant where everyone eats out of the toilets. I’ll serve all my food in toilets. My drinks in urinals and everyone can sit on a toilet while they eat. I’ll probably need a little reading material at the tables… Too far? Yea, you are probably right no one wants to read while they are eating.
Anyway, I think I’ll make a signature poo shaped desert that comes in its own little commode. This place is going to be awesome.
What am I going to call it? John Crapper’s. Seriously though, I think I will call it: The Toilet.
When someone asks what I do I can say: “I work in The Toilet”.
When someone asks where to go eat lunch I can say: “We should eat in The Toilet“.
When I get home I and my wife asks how my day was I can say: “I’m beat, I spent all day in The Toilet”!
Now that is a million dollar idea! That is swinging for the feces fences! What do you mean that is stupid? You wouldn’ t eat there? It will never work? Maybe your right, who goes for toilet humor anyway. What if I just change the name a little bit to something less risqué? I know: Modern Toilet Restaurant! It’s not quite as catchy; but, at least the yellow pages will know where to list it.
I love this quote from their website:
The arrival of the “Modern Toilet Restaurant” launches the next generation of toilet-themed restaurants! More variety, better service!
With new ideas and new products, our goal is to become “The No. 1 Brand in Themed Chain Restaurants”
(In an age where creative marketing is king, even feces can be turned into gold!)
Any idea can be successful if you don’t water it down. Get out of the business of doing the safe thing. Get in the business of providing a creative, entertaining or valuable service to your customers and then continue to innovate so they keep coming back.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some toilets to clean.
Potty Mouth
photo: Gerard Stolk
I have a sweet idea. I am going to open a restaurant. I love food and, I think, I have a killer concept. Wanna here it? Don’t tell anyone… Promise?
Ok, here goes… I am going to open a restaurant where everyone eats out of the toilets. I’ll serve all my food in toilets. My drinks in urinals and everyone can sit on a toilet while they eat. I’ll probably need a little reading material at the tables… Too far? Yea, you are probably right no one wants to read while they are eating.
Anyway, I think I’ll make a signature poo shaped desert that comes in its own little commode. This place is going to be awesome.
What am I going to call it? John Crapper’s. Seriously though, I think I will call it: The Toilet.
When someone asks what I do I can say: “I work in The Toilet”.
When someone asks where to go eat lunch I can say: “We should eat in The Toilet“.
When I get home I and my wife asks how my day was I can say: “I’m beat, I spent all day in The Toilet”!
Now that is a million dollar idea! That is swinging for the
fecesfences! What do you mean that is stupid? You wouldn’ t eat there? It will never work? Maybe your right, who goes for toilet humor anyway. What if I just change the name a little bit to something less risqué? I know: Modern Toilet Restaurant! It’s not quite as catchy; but, at least the yellow pages will know where to list it.I love this quote from their website:
Any idea can be successful if you don’t water it down. Get out of the business of doing the safe thing. Get in the business of providing a creative, entertaining or valuable service to your customers and then continue to innovate so they keep coming back.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some toilets to clean.